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madlori:

korins-cat-pants:

zohbugg:

YES SAURON, LORD OF MORDOR, WILL HAVE THE HERB CRUSTED SALMON FILET PLEASE.
AND THIS IS SAURON’S CHEAT DAY SO SAURON WILL TREAT HIMSELF TO THE CHOCOLATE RASPBERRY TRUFFLE CHEESECAKE.
SAURON DESERVES IT.

Treat yo self

SAURON WILL NEED A BOX
NOT EVEN A FELL BEAST COULD CONSUME ALL THE FOOD SAURON HAS BEEN GIVEN
JUST PUT SAURON’S CHEESECAKE RIGHT INTO A TO-GO BAG
SAURON WILL ENJOY IT LATER IN A BUBBLE BATH WITH A GLASS OF WINE
MAYBE MERLOT
OR A NICE MELLOW TEMPRANILLO

 
surelockedholmes:

This isn’t a phase mom it’s who I really am. 

i wanna ruin our friendship
tylerlikestherain:

Transparent Finn checking out your blog